nyankajinx:

enduringreaper:

nyetpaperwork:

askcecewells:

punched you in the face with a hot pocket: Sebastian

go drunk and asked for your hand in marriage: Undertaker (<3)
got caught stealing and blamed it on you: Ciel
kissed you in a hotel and refuses to talk about it: Sebastian
dated you for a year until they got arrested: Soma
will never forgive you for “that one time”: Lizzie
crushing on you but will never tell: Soma
keeps sending you naked pictures of themselves: William ( 8B ay bby)
is planning to get you a little kitten for your birthday: Ronald

punched you in the face with a hot pocket: Agni
go drunk and asked for your hand in marriage: Alois
got caught stealing and blamed it on you: Eric
kissed you in a hotel and refuses to talk about it: Claude
dated you for a year until they got arrested: Claude
will never forgive you for “that one time”: Grell
crushing on you but will never tell: Alois
keeps sending you naked pictures of themselves: Claude
is planning to get you a little kitten for your birthday: Claude

punched you in the face with a hot pocket: Hannah
got drunk and asked for your hand in marriage: William
got caught stealing and blamed it on you: Claude
kissed you in a hotel and refuses to talk about it: Sebastian
dated you for a year until they got arrested: Eric
will never forgive you for “that one time”: Agni
crushing on you but will never tell: Undertaker
keeps sending you naked pictures of themselves: Alan
is planning to get you a little kitten for your birthday: Undertaker

Hot pocket: Ronald

Drunk Proposal: Hannah

Stealing and blame: Alois

Hotel: Claude

Arrested: Elizabeth

That one time: Ciel

Crushing: Hannah

Naked Pictures: Alan

Kitten: William

All of them: Hannah…

…. Damnit, hannah! XD

askradiantstar:

yourknightoflife:

Do you like ponies? Do you like caramel?

Then it’s your lucky day, because I’m giving away both!! In honor of my new Etsy shop, where I’ll be selling both, I’m doing a giveaway!

Sweet apple cider and a hint of cinnamon are infused into this warm, comforting caramel that tastes just like the holidays at home. You will receive one pound of caramel, plus an Apple Dazzle necklace like in the pictures!

This giveaway is for:
♥ 1 pound of homemade apple cider caramels
♥ 1 Apple Dazzle necklace
♥ Free shipping
♥ Maybe some other stuff if you’re following me? We shall see when I pack it up.

I may also end up picking a couple other winners to get half a pound of caramel from my shop, we’ll see.

The rules:
♥ Reblog as much as you want, likes don’t count.
♥ You don’t need to be following me, but it’s appreciated! Plus you might get some extra stuff.
♥ Giveaway ends May 31st at 11:59:59 PM EST
♥ If I see any NSFW content involving ponies on your blog, you’re automatically disqualified. I don’t want to affiliate that shit with my shop or really get anywhere near it.
♥ Shipping to US only. Sorry international people, but I’m not sure  if it’s legal to ship homemade candy internationally.

Also if you want to check out my shop, that’s cool, I have a bunch of different pony necklaces up (and if you want a different one, I might be able to make that happen too), and I’ll be adding different pony-themed caramels as the month goes on. Good luck!

Awesome!

Darkest mind in the world, when I looked at those caramels and saw meat. what’s wrong with me?

eccentricsoul:

kenyabenyagurl:

latinosexuality:

Emmanuel Ohuabunwa not only graduated from Johns Hopkins University with a degree in neuroscience, but he did so with a 3.98 GPA. Congrats to Mr. Ohuabunwa on this phenomenal achievement!

h/t code red

black excellence

This is black history.

Noone cares whether he was black, just that he was smart and still young. you don’t have to have different skin to prove you’re still good at something.

mrpandayumyums:

hellyeacreepyshit:

allcreatures:

Recently discovered in Sri Lanka,  the venomous tarantula Poecilotheria rajaei is as big as your face. As big as your face.

More here at Live Science

As big as your face……………………..

its been a good life…

So… who’s headed to sri lana with 300 gallons of napalm?

I know I would.

“It’s ok to objectify guys, they’re guys, they don’t care.”

“Guys can’t get raped, they never don’t want sex.”

“Men should be the ones to do the asking.”

“Men should always pay on a date.”

“It’s okay for me to be sexually attracted to watching two gay men have sex, but not for men to be attracted to lesbians.”

“It’s impossible for men to be victims of domestic violence, they’re bigger and stronger than women!”

“Sexual predators are always men.”

WRONG!

Men HATE being objectified, perhaps even more than women

Men can be raped just as much as women, they just are too ashamed to admit it.

I don’t get why men have to ask everything

Women get paying jobs, and want an equal part in life. I’ts sexist to make a man pay.

Why is it that a female can go against her partner to watch men, if it’s wrong for a man to do, it’s wrong for a woman to do. simple, easy.

And domestic violence is easy. from either gender. don’t think just because a male is male, he’s bigger, and stronger than a female.

there are THOUSANDS upon thousands of female sexual predators. they’re just not famous because they get waved off as ”oh, but the man wanted her to.” no, he didn’t.

seriously, ladies. you always say ”we want equality” then why are you trying to make out that males are some kind of servant-species for the ”superior” women?

thanks OP for tossing this here

codepony:

stormbadger:

hasana-chan:

corvid-quill:

tich:

sky-and-kyra:

ask-langosfamily:

ask-langasfamily:

askprinceeclipse1:

max-the-mod:

your-girlfriend-dash:

neon-dashsmodblog:

mrawesomeart:

hhgamers:

ponies-n-things:

lovingsheep:

chubbychristopherpegasi:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

Timelord. Timelord all the way.

Hero… Hero of Time

Tie between Timelord and Jedi…

Timelord

Timelord

neon: Z fighter =w=

Pokemon Trainer! Of course!

I’m gonna regret this, but Pokemon trainer, because I like teh pokemanz

z fighter

hehe

time master of course!

None of the Above, A Pony :)

I’m becoming a time lord

Time Lord, as you could go to the reality where all the rest lived with ease, provided you did it before the time war or during the little event that ripped a hole through space and time itself thanks to the Cybermen.

As cool as being a Time Lord would be, I rather go to Hogwarts <3333

Timelord, definately.  Or, failing that, probably a Jedi (having telekinesis would be awesome).

Timelord, I love learning about the past too much to pass that up.

Hero, for it does not specify hero of time, so I can be whatever hero I want to be. and ALL the other choices can be non-heroes.

kill-the-machine:

landofdoom:

look at this precious thing

fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

THAT ONE IS EATING HIM

“hooray! we slew the giant!”

It’s celebrating the slaying of the giant

female vampire jackalopes, maybe?

sonybaloney:

inbetweenthelineart:

zalein:

heyfrankie:

love it.

It’s like cake, but scary and everywhere

THE TREES BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR MASTER, THE SNOW CAKE, AS HE RISES AFTER CENTURIES OF IMPRISONMENT INSIDE A LAWN TABLE 

There will come a time when the trees shall fall and the cake shall rise.

And not even the Stairs can oppose his might!

youknowitssuik:

unclefather:

sacrifice her

This entire fucking site is on drugs

oh, but who needs drugs when you have crazy friends/acquaintances with even crazier other friends/acquaintances?

A fair number of my Questions are being answered… perhaps I should make this blog into one that ASKS the questions to other blogs.